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| EXTRA, EXTRA,: Famed Archaeologist Denied Tenure!! |
| 2006-10-23 |
| This just in from www.mcsweeneys.net. RTWT, and consider this your spraying-the-monitor warning - Mike January 22, 1939 Assistant Professor Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr. Department of Anthropology Chapman Hall 227B Marshall College Dr. Jones: As chairman of the Committee on Promotion and Tenure, I regret to inform you that your recent application for tenure has been denied by a vote of 6 to 1. Following past policies and procedures, proceedings from the committee's deliberations that were pertinent to our decision have been summarized below according to the assessment criteria. ... |
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