In the YJCMTSU department. Even the title is a joke.Witness who reports visits by otherworldly creatures will testify in environmental lawsuit.
It starts right here.
Some attorneys might shy away from using a witness who says he has been abducted by bizarre creatures that repeatedly return at night to poke tiny holes in his chest.
Well, old mo' had Gabriel slit his torso open, wash his organs with zam-zam water, and put them all back... so, that makes him the new Prophet(Tm), I guess.
But a Santa Barbara County prosecutor said Wednesday that he intends to present testimony from just such a witness next week in a civil case against the owner of the county's largest land-based oil and gas producer. The man's credibility in the county's lawsuit against Greka Energy is "a valid issue to be litigated," said Deputy Dist. Atty. Jerry Lulejian, adding that videos of the strange visitations may be shown to the judge "as a further test of his believability."
| Oh yes, they're very believable. |