A great one for all you unprepared souls out there! EP
| Dang, and no time to get that Porsche I've always wanted ... |
| Fair warning for the humor impaired - this is from The Onion, and thus is 100% snarky sarcasm |
WASHINGTON, DC—Over 87 percent of Americans are unprepared to protect themselves from even the most basic world-ending scenarios, according to a study released Monday by the nonpartisan doomsday think-tank The Malthusian Institute.
Despite "more than ample warning" for the most likely means of worldwide destruction, less than one million American households have taken even the simplest precautions against nuclear shockwaves, asteroid impact, or a host of angels bearing swords of fire, the study concluded.
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