NY Post gossip column, h/t Tim BlairOSAMA bin Laden has more on his mind than just the destruction of the United States - the world's most wanted terrorist is obsessed with Whitney Houston, so much so that he's even mulled a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown.
Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden's sex slave, writes in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," which is excerpted in the September Harper's: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."
Boof - who wrote for the soap opera "The Days of Our Lives" until she was axed last month - continues, "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."
Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."
But bin Laden's murderous side also emerged in his fantasies about the pop superstar. "[He would say] how beautiful she is," Boof claims, "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens' husbands killed.
"In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name," Boof writes.
I can imagine the hit single now:
If Bobby Brown should stay,
He would only be in my way.
He's gotta go, up he will blow,
I'll give you a burkha and take you away.
And I-I-I will all-wayyyyys love youuuu.
I will always love you.
You, my darling you. Hmm.
Wahabbi memories
That is all I'm taking with me.
So, read your Koran. Please, understand.
We both know I get what I want and I need.
And I-I-I will all-wayyyyys love youuuu. . . .
I know I won't treat you kind
And a harem is not what you've dreamed of.
But I'm the sheik, and I'm the caliph,
And underweight druggie chicks I can't get enough of.
And I-I-I will all-wayyyyys love youuuu. . . .