Publication time: Today at 20:07 Djokhar time

The representative of Military Council of State Defense Council Majlisul Shura of CRI Abu Umar has reported to Kavkaz Center news agency that the vice-president of CRI, the Military Amir of Mujahideen of Caucasus, Abdallah Shamil Abu-Idris became a Shaheed (insha Allah).

"Shaheed" is Arabic for "dead meat"...

The Chechen commander died as a result of a accidental spontaneous explosion of a cargo vehicle with explosives on July 10, 2006, in Ekazhevo village, Ingushetia. Three other Mujahideen became Shaheeds (insha Allah) together with him.

"Mahmoud! Put out that see-gar! Y'want us to spontaneously [KABOOM!]?"

The representative of Military Coucil has not reported any other details. At the same time he denied all claims of Russian side about a "special operation" against Shamil Basayev as a result of which ostensibly, the Chechen commander die.

"Nope. Nope. Never happened. Din't need no 'special operation.' He dunnit hisself!"

"There is no any special operation took place. Shamil and other our brothers became Shaheeds (insha Allah) of Allah's own will (swt).

"Yup. Allen decided to call 'em all home! It wudn't even dynamite! It wuz... It wuz... It wuz a thunderbolt!"

The Supreme one has his own plan and decision.

"Hmmm... Himmler's looking lonely again. Maybe I'll send him Basayev to talk to..."

And about the special operation, Mujahideen will show how it should be carried out ... ", - the representative of Military Council of of State Defense Council Majlisul Shura of CRI stated.

"Yeah! They're really gonna get it this time!"

Let's remind that earlier occupation command has reported about an explosion in Ekazhevo and death of 4 Mujahideen. Only after 9 hours after the first news, kafirs have claimed of death of vice-president of CRI, the military Amir Shamil Abu-Idris. The representative of Ingush puppet militia has claimed that three of four Mujahideen have been unidentified and one of them is probably Shamil Basayev. The reason of explosion was a careless use of an explosive.

As it so often is...

Later on Russian side began to report all over again about 5 then 8, and then 12 ostensibly killed Mujahideen. Thus invaders have explained that as a result of huge explosion all other bodies "have been reduced to fragments and have literally disappeared".

"Yep. Looks a lot like strawberry jam over there. We took 'em down to the morgue in jars!"

Representatives of puppet Ministry of Internal Affairs specified that at night from July 9 to 10, in 2 kilometers from village Ekazhevo of Nazran district of Ingushetia, a powerful explosion was occurred. The militiamen, who had arrived at a place, found out a burned down lorry and four bodies.