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Lioness kills idiot at Kiev zoo
2006-06-05
A lioness at Kiev's zoo has killed a man who climbed into her enclosure. A Ukrainian of Azerbaijani origin lowered himself into the enclosure using a rope. He was quoted as saying God would save him.
"Hello, you have reached God. I'm out of the office right now. Please leave a prayer at the beep, I'll get back to you."
One of four lions in the enclosure seized the 45-year-old by the throat, and he died at the scene.
Lions, why do they.....oh, right
The zoo - which keeps the lions on an "island" protected by concrete blocks - was packed with visitors at the time of the attack on Sunday. "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," a zoo official told Reuters news agency.
"Look, Sheba, lunch is early today"
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
Clearly an experienced lioness.
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