 Bay County sheriff's deputies made their first lewd and lascivious arrests of spring break. | A Dread Spring Offensive we can all look forward to. |
It started with a wet t-shirt contest that took place Tuesday night at Hammerhead Fred's bar on Thomas Drive. | "Come to Hammerhead Fred's and git hammered!" |
Investigators say the male DJs and customers used alcohol to help encourage the female participants to remove the t-shirts, expose themselves, and allow the audience to fondle them and bite their breasts.
| Cuz us guys are like that |
Capt. Rickie Ramie of the BCSO Special Investigations Unit explained, “They had taken a contest and basically there were females up there performing oral sex on one another, that was the original complaint. And we sent in a couple of investigators in at the time to see what was taking place. Inside they saw, certainly things that would be classified as violations of the law." | Just who do you have to bribe to get on this undercover detail? |
| Sounds like BCSO needs to have a force reduction: if they have time to bust nymphettes in wet T's, there must be no real crime about. |
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