 The leader of the Russian Communist Party has said the outbreak of bird flu in a number of European countries including Russia is a plot by the United States. “It’s strange that not a single duck has yet died in America —- they are all dying in Russia and European countries. This makes one seriously wonder why,” Gennady Zyuganov was quoted by UPI as saying. | Gee, could it have anything to do with the Pacific and Atlantic oceans???? |
The Communist leader said that he learned all about biological warfare during his time in the army. “I tested all kinds of war gases at a range myself,” he said. Asked whether he believes the bird flu outbreak could be a deliberate attack by the United States, Zyuganov said: “I not only suggest this, I know very well how this can be arranged. There is nothing strange here.” | Da, we Soviet communist officials are just as savvy and powerful as those damnd imperialist running dog Americans. |
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