MCKEESPORT: Authorities are now investigating a strange incident in McKeesport. Someone brought a severed male body part to a Get-Go to heat up in the microwave, and now police are trying to find the culprit.Calling all cars...calling all cars. Be on the lookout for a steaming johnson...
McKeesport Police say a man walked into the store, located on Fifth Avenue, and asked the clerk to use the microwave oven. After the clerk noticed a strange smell coming from the microwave, she told police she opened the door and discovered human male genitalia wrapped in a paper towel cooking inside.
Hey, buddy, you gonna want mustard on this?
McKeesport police told KDKA the man fled with the severed body part after she made the discovery. She then called the police.
Gimmee that! That's mine!!!
Some people were shocked at the news.
Ya think?
“I mean what can you say. Hopefully, they’re looking for the person who it belongs to,” said Sandy Furman of McKeesport.
I mean, like, he might be wanting it back...
One man told KDKA he wasnÂ’t surprised by what happened.
Why? Does this happens a lot around McKeesport?
"I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt," said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. "It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast."
Denny Adler: The Sage of McKeesport.
Authorities are now trying to find the man who fled the store.
I see some overtime for CSI:McKeesport.
| When drinking in full regalia, Sometimes your memory will fail ya, But this man woke up thinking, "I must really have been drinking, I've gone and misplaced my genitalia!" |