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| Cat steals owner's toe |
| 2005-10-31 |
 A MAN who cut his toe off while slicing bread was caught on the hop when his cat ran off with the digit. Udo Ried, 41, dropped a bread knife on his foot last week. With his second toe severed and the wound bleeding profusely, he limped into his bathroom. His cat, Fritz, pounced on the disembodied member and carried it into the garden. A spokesman for the local hospital said the toe could have been reattached - but Mr Ried had been unable to discover where Fritz had buried it. |
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