 GREEK Cypriot soldiers involved in a wild sex party at a guard post on the divided Mediterranean islands Green Line were banished to remote corners of the country as punishment, a newspaper has reported.
"But, sir! Cyprus doesn't have any Aleutians!"
"Shuddup. Get on the bus!" |
Politics Daily said up to 10 army recruits were involved in an all-night romp in the Nicosia sector of the no-man's land with a mother-of-three who had them queuing up for more. "The soldiers formed an orderly line outside the room waiting to have sex one-by-one. At one point two soldiers came along to serve food, even they didn't leave unsatisfied," it said.
| "Here's yer chow! Hey! Can we have some o' that, too?" |
Although the woman happily went through the ranks, from lowly privates to the officer in charge, military top brass frowned on her escapades.
| Obviously they weren't there... |
The troops were undone when one of the participants decided to capture the moment with his mobile phone and forwarded the video images to fellow recruits.
| "Hey, y'all! Look what we got!" |
Army chiefs got wind of what was going on and an internal inquiry was launched.
Memo to Chief of Staff:
Why can't we get that sort of thing here at headquarters? |
Those involved were disciplined and had time added on to their length of service, which is 24 months for conscripts, Politis said.
| I thought it was national service, not a jail term? |
The Greek Cypriot national guard declined to comment on the report.
| "I got nuttin' to say. Nuttin'!" |
Cyprus has been divided into Greek- and Turkish-Cypriot sectors since 1974, when Turkish troops seized its northern third in response to an Athens-engineered Greek Cypriot coup aimed at uniting the island with Greece.
| They obviously have more fun on the Greek side. |
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