A 34 year-old German woman decided to rid her garage of spiders- so: First she attacked the pesky critters with hair spray – lots of it. The spiders were unimpressed, so the annoyed hausfrau grabbed a cigarette lighter, and attempted to burn them out. Hair spray being quite inflammable [sic], there was a sort of popping noise, and, within minutes, flaming material was oozing down the garage wall, and setting a nearby hedge ablaze. The woman grabbed her garden hose, and tried to put the blaze out; but it spread to her house – burning it to the ground.
| But the spiders are gone, right? So it worked. Kinda. |
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