Arab News QUNFUDHA — A 95-year-old man successfully passed the premarital test, Al-Watan newspaper reported. The groom wanted to get married to a 60-year-old bride and, according to a recent law, he had to pass the test before the marriage could be approved. The groom expressed his happiness on passing the test and said that he could not wait for his wedding day.
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