 | Hmmm... Usually they kill people they don't like... |
LAHORE: A man died of his injuries in Mayo Hospital on Sunday. Imran Mughal (20), a resident of Shamasabad in Gujjarpura police precincts, owed Nadeem and Saleem Rs 5,000, which he borrowed around two months ago. On Saturday, Nadeem and Saleem had a fight with Mughal because they demanded their money. After an hour, both went to Mughal’s house and stabbed him and fled.
"Imran, we want our money back!"
"I ain't got it! I pissed it away on holy men and hookers!"
"Imran, you're a friend of mine. I can't kill you. Saleem, you do it!"
"Howzat gonna get us our money back, Nadeem?"
"Hmmm... Yer right. Don't — "
"Aaaaiiiiieeee! Rosebud!"
"... kill him." |
Neighbours admitted him to hospital where he died early on Sunday. The body was sent for an autopsy.
| "Another one, Dr. Quincy!" |
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