Aug 02, 2005
JUS News Desk
Bismillah Ar-Rahmaan Er-Raheem
All Praise is to Allah who has blessed us with an outpouring of daily news on the ongoing battles in Afghanistan, South Waziristan and Kashmir. | "Of course, if you read the infidel press, you might think things are going badly for our side. But, be assured, those are all lies!" |
JUS now requires additional committed and steadfast Urdu translators to join our news desk to translate short news items from Urdu to English. | "The last person manning this desk was overcome by djinns and carried out of the office gibbering." |
This position requires an individual who has the skills to produce this work quickly, in a quality and consistent manner, and who is sincerely seeking the blessings of Allah.
| "Previous heavy drug usage considered a plus" |
If you are that person and want to join a dynamic news department, please contact our Urdu Translation team leader, Ahmad Al-Marid at almarid@jihadunspun.com. | "Or dial our toll-free number; 1-800-LUV-JIHD" |
Peace and Blessings to those who follow His straight path.
JUS News Team |