Pyongyang, July 26 (KCNA) -- Pyongyang University of Medicine in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has made pine pollen nutritive succus. The succus is made by hydrolyzing nutrients of pine pollen. It contains eight kinds of essential amino acid, 12 kinds of nonessential amino acid, nine sorts of vitamins, 15 sorts of microelements and other ingredients including sex hormone and growth-stimulating matters. Tastes great on tree bark. But not moss for some reason...
| It help maintain healthy succus membranes... |
Efficacious for malnutrition? Nah, too easy...
| Though a coupla bags of Little Tavern burgers will help malnutrition more effectively. But they will give you gas... |
Healing of radiation damage? Nah, even easier...
It, which makes it possible to absorb nutritive matters in intestines, is potent for the patients suffering the loss of digestion function and the aged with weak intestines. Its efficacy is not less than that of dried blood plasma. The treatment period is about 15 days and one should take 500 ml of succus a day.
And if you're still alive, you probably weren't sick anyways...
Prof. and Dr.Yun Nam Hak of the university told KCNA that one can take it without a doctor's help and it has no side-effect.
Just look the picture of Kim Jong Il on the bottle. The other bottle...