The Congress of Islamic Jurisprudence in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, Tuesday denounced Muslim services led by a woman in in Manhattan last week. The congress which is affiliated with the Organization of Islamic Conference said in a statement the services were misguided.
| "Prayers don't work when they're led by a babe. Everybody knows that!" | "This act is contradictory to the rules of sharia (Islamic law), which forbids having women and men praying side by side," the statement said.
| "Allan don't listen to them both at the same time!" | "Friday prayer is a religious duty for men only, while women can only attend if they wish to but not as a duty ... Prayers are totally not valid if they are led by a woman," the statement said.
| "Nope. Sorry. You wasted the whole Friday. Might as well have gone bowling." |
| I'm sure the National Organization for Women will denounce these sexist islamic males any minute now....... |
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