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| California: chimp bites man's face off |
| 2005-03-04 |
 Several chimpanzees escaped from their cages at an animal sanctuary in California and chewed off a man's face off, according to doctors. A local television station said the chimps attacked a couple who were visiting another chimpanzee that used to be their pet. Dr. Maureen Martin, of Kern Medical Center, told the television station that the monkeys "chewed most of the man's face off" and said he would require extensive surgery in an attempt to re-attach his nose. |
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