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Purchasing a FOX Blocker and telling the advertisers at FOX News why you did it will encourage advertisers spending their money somewhere else.
...if they ever find out about it, or care.
If we band together and tell the advertisers to shut the FOX up, we can help limit the scope, or at least the profitability of FOX News.
Really? Tell me more!
FOXBlocker is an innovative new product that filters out the FOX News network. Simply screw the filter into the back of your TV and never be exposed to right wing propaganda again (at least through FOX News). Using a proprietary technology, the FOXBlocker works to filter out FOX News from your cable lineup.
Yes, that's right! Using special secret alien "flubbadubba" (cough) filters, this amazing piece of, um, modern technology can tell which frequency band Fox News is allocated in your community's cable system!
Protect yourself and your family, or send one to a misguided right wing friend. |