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| Moonbat blames tsunami on "Israeli micro-nukes" | |
| 2005-01-05 | |
| Hat tip: Whacking Day and Damian Penny. EFL'd to preserve reader sanity. Did New York Orchestrate The Asian Tsunami? With Afghanistan and Iraq already lost, the Wall Street bankers were all desperately looking for other ways to control our world, when suddenly and very conveniently, the Sumatran Trench exploded. Trick or Treat? by Joe Vialls Despite a natural human tendency to be shocked into silence by the sheer number of dead and injured across Asia on 26 December 2004, and despite also being slightly fearful of losing personal credibility . . . Can't lose what you never had in the first place, but go on. . . . because of the magnitude of the apparent crime, there are many provable irregularities in the official American tsunami story that simply have to be recorded now, or forever be lost in the sands of It is beyond any doubt that a giant tidal wave (tsunami) smashed its way through South and South East Asia, and still had enough legs to continue all the way across the Indian Ocean to Africa, where it killed and injured a few hundred more. So the only question we must ask, is whether this tsunami was a natural or man-made catastrophe? A natural event would be horrifying enough, but if the tsunami was man-made, then we are unquestionably looking at the biggest single war crime in global history. To make any sense at all of the irregularities, we must start at the very beginning, and then follow the course of events as they unfold, . . . Several thousand words later-- . . . I will be circumspect as to exactly how a large American thermonuclear weapon managed to arrive at the bottom of the Sumatran Trench, though all of the seismic evidence and preparedness for the resulting mission indicates strongly that this is the case. After all, we are back to the age-old question of "who benefits?", and in this particular case, "Who is insane enough to kill more than 150,000 civilians just to hang on to power?' Based on their past performance in Iraq and other luckless countries, it would seem that the only realistic candidates are Wolfowitz and company, striving as always to create a "One World Government". Aieeee! The Jooooos did it! . . . For the Zionist Cabal, obtaining a thermonuclear weapon in America is no great trick, especially when we have the precedent of 100 small 'decommissioned' air-to-air atomic warheads being smuggled out the Pentagon's (civilian) back door, to form the core of the Jewish State's current nuclear arsenal. Once a weapon system is out date and out of service, loyal uniformed US military personnel can no longer track it. Those who wish to understand how such a seemingly small weapon could rattle a 20,000 feet-deep oceanic trench, and then force a giant tsunami right across the Indian Ocean, would do well to look at the diagram of the famous 'Dambusters' attacking the German dam below, most of which is self-explanatory. . . . My God! They used a 60-year old Avro Lancaster to drop the bomb into the Sumatra Trench! Is there no end to their depravity? To force subservience on Asia, and ensure the lion's share of incredibly lucrative reconstruction contracts, all that was needed was a very large tsunami targeted on the selected nations, which was easily within the capabilities of a large thermonuke. . . . Elsewhere in the essay, he claims that Australia and the U.S. are landing troops to occupy the now-depopulated Aceh province. If everything had gone to plan, But it did! then Indonesia, Sri Lanka and India would have been in hock to the IMF and World Bank for thirty or more years - time enough to wait for the price of oil to come down again after the lethal fiasco in Iraq. At the same time, if the Indian Government had taken the bait, But they did! the deadly Russian-Chinese-Indian-Brazilian coalition would have been dead in the water. Not a bad day's work for a single thermonuclear weapon discreetly removed from the decommissioning process. There are those who may claim that I have 'left out' the giant ExxonMobil gas fields in Aceh, but that is not the case. Certainly they are very productive sub-surface fields, and will unquestionably produce lots of gas again once the surface equipment has been repaired, but in isolation they are completely incapable of saving the New Zion from collapse. Wall Street needs giant reconstruction contracts, and plenty of them. If I remember correctly, shortly before Christmas I received a large number of emails from various people about some "German Guy", who apparently claimed that Wolfowitz had got hold of a critical weapon and was going to nuke Houston on either the 26 or 27 of December. I never did read the whole email, "It was too crazy, even for me." but it seems very likely that it was initially circulated by "Was it also mere coincidence that the Houston Texans had an away game that weekend? In which they beat the Jacksonville Jaguars by an improbable 21-0 score? Jacksonville's quarterback has a Jewish name: 'Leftwich!' It's a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy! . . ." Look for this theory to be a major topic on DU and Daily Kos, and a front-page article in the Arab News, by Friday. Note to Mr. Viall: ask your doctor if selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors are right for you. SSRIs could change your life.
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