| Submit your comments on this article |
| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| New Years Resolutions for 2005 |
| 2004-12-31 |
| The DNC: We resolve to not be so reactionary, except when a Republican's ratings climb. Dan Rather: I resolve to maintain total honesty henceforth and forevermore. I also resolve not to annoy the Ward-Brodt people when I go to replace broken harp strings. Yassin, Rantissi, and Arafat: We resolve to eschew any activities whose names reference fire, cooking, or heat. John Kerry: I resolved to be more consistent before I didn't. Howard Dean: I'm going to calm down, and then I'm going to take a deep breath, YEARGH! Can you think of any more? |
| Posted by:Korora |
| #4 |
| Posted by: .com 2004-12-31 9:58:59 PM |
| #3 |
| Posted by: Stephen 2004-12-31 9:50:02 PM |
| #2 |
| Posted by: smn 2004-12-31 3:25:02 PM |
| #1 |
| Posted by: George Walker Bush 2004-12-31 2:32:24 PM |