Israeli occupation forces yesterday assassinated Jihad Hassan Abu Naeem 34, a senior leader of Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, the military wing of Fatah movement in the city of Salfet north of West Bank. Witnesses said an explosive device had been planted for him.[KNOCK KNOCK!]
"Yeah? Whaddya want?"
"You Jihad Hassan Abu Naeem?"
"Yeah. What's it to ya?"
"Got a package for ya! Sign here!"
"Hmmm... Wonder what it could be? Hey! This is a bomb! I didn't order a bomb! [KABOOM!]"