Al Gore's stiff jokes are gone now, replaced by recount jokes. The cautious campaigner of 2000 is gone, too, replaced by a fire-breathing Bush basher.
the only fire he looks like he is breathing is fueled by JD or speed.
When Gore delivered his latest-in-a-series slam at the Republicans last week, faulting Vice President Dick Cheney for "sleazy and despicable" criticism of the Democrats, a White House spokesman dismissively responded: "Consider the source."
Uh, AL? You might not want to mention the latest Demo-lition debacle, "forgery-gate" starring LLL Dan Blather.
Well, Gore used to be the vice president. And, as he likes to say, he used to be the next president of the United States.
And, since there is a God...Al Gore is only a fat raving lunatic private citizen.
Now, he is Al Gore, private citizen — unleashed.
I'd say the only thing that's unleashed about Gore is his appetite. Damn, boy! Put down that hambone!
Speaking with a freedom and passion less frequently seen in his own political campaigns, Gore is happily making speeches, raking in money
ahh, the operative word. BLING. BLING |