Japanese professor Asaki Geino claims that the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her sexuality.
| I prefer braids, myself... |
He classifies women into five types, the most likely of which to be unfaithful being the type whose hair resembles the mouth of a river.
| A nice bouffant is good, too, for more formal occasions... |
"Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle, but some women's is oblong or elliptical in shape," the professor explained.
| "I have determined this after 48 years of investigation..." |
"It's not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion.
They also don't like sitting at home on their own. The combination of these characteristics causes men to go wild over them."
| "Ohhhh! Beppy! You're on oblong!" |
The majority of eastern women have pubic hair that looks like an inverted triangle: "This type is characterized by faithfulness and fitness for family life. Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don't think I'm wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is," Geino said triumphantly.
| That's it, by Gad! V-shaped public hair is the key to national greatness! Why didn't that occur to me? I could be famous, as famous as Dr... uhhh... Geino. |
There's no doubt the professor's findings are very interesting, but nevertheless they're impossible to apply in practice: the majority of women today wax their bikini line clean. Having said this, if a man has serious intentions, it might be worth his while asking to participate in the process in order to see what his future holds.
| What if his intentions are purely frivolous? |
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