VISITORS to the Zhengzhou Zoo in central China's Henan province who do not enjoy passive smoking, let alone being spat on, had better avoid the monkey cage, state media reported. Thirteen-year-old chimpanzee Feili has turned to smoking, begging cigarettes from visitors and spitting on them when they do not comply, the Xinhua news agency reported.
"Gimme a smoke!"
"It's bad fer yer health!"
"So's this bad for yours! Thhhhppppp!" |
Her fierce behavior is in reaction to being paired with a male, 28 years her senior, who seems to lack either the interest or the capability to satisfy her sexual demands, the agency said.
"Gimme a smoke!"
"I don't smoke!"
"Then gimme some gin!"
"I don't drink!"
"Sex toys?"
"Ummmm... No."
"Ever make it with a chimpanzee?" |
Although Feili's behavior may seem outrageous, it is no more so than that of the people outside the cage, since she only took up her new habits after observing the visitors to the zoo, according to Xinhua. |