I like the last line.
A Malawian court convicted a Catholic priest and a nun of disorderly conduct Thursday after they were caught engaged in a sexual act in a parked car with tinted windows. The Malawian priest, 43, and the 26-year-old nun from neighboring Zambia spent the night in police cells after being caught in the act Wednesday, police said. A court in the capital Lilongwe handed down suspended jail sentences of six months with hard labor after the pair pleaded guilty to charges of idleness and disorderly conduct.
| They were idly sharing bodily fluids in a disorderly manner? I think my cognition becomes more dissonant by the day... |
"These people were caught in a sex act," Assistant Superintendent Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters.
| "Hidin' the baloney, they wuz! Packin' pork! She wuz goin' fer a meat ride! I never seen sech a thing!" |
Officials in the Roman Catholic Church, whose priests are barred from sex or marriage, declined to comment. Passers by alerted police at Lilongwe International Airport after the parked Toyota Corolla, which had tinted windows, began shaking in what police described as "a funny manner."
"Celeste! Lookit dat! That car's shakin' in a funny manner!"
"Try not to laugh, Hopgood!" |
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