A migrant worker from Myanmar cut off his penis on Friday after drinking himself into a rage when his wife refused him sex, Thai police said. Po "Shortie" Dong, 29, a dock worker at the Thai port of Samut Prakan, attempted intercourse with his wife, Kate, on Thursday night.
| "Don't be bringin' that thing around me when yer all liquored up!" |
When she refused he stayed up all night drinking whiskey and made another attempt on Friday, Samut Prakan Police Major Narong Simsawat said. When this attempt at intimacy also was rebuffed, Po Dong flew into a rage and severed his penis with a pair of scissors. He then cut the severed member into several pieces and stabbed himself in the stomach while screaming abuse at his wife. He was reported in serious but stable condition on Friday afternoon.
Now you know that it had to sting,
But no curses did our Po Dong sing,
He was quite relaxed
When his manhood got axed,
Guess it wasn't that big of a thing! |
| Sounds like he was in pretty serious condition before he did the thing with the scissors... |
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