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True caption for Lance Armstrong photo-A Rantburg Exclusive
2004-07-23
This photograph of orange-clad baboons greeting hero-bicyclist Lance Armstrong ran yesterday on wire services all over the world. The caption alleges that the rude spectators are fans of the Basque National Team.

As usual, there has been a cover-up. I have just Bergerized the Reuters headquarters in Tehran London and located the original caption:



Escaped Guantanamo detainees stick their fingers in the spokes of Lance Armstrong's bicycle in an apparent attempt to stop the ongoing humiliation of their European allies.

"Hey, it was either that or our [deleted] and those weren't big enough or stiff enough" said Mohammed Ma'eek Al-Moor (left) as French paramedics tended his lacerated hand.
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