Since Clinton was impeached, liberals have been trapped in a time warp. They just can't seem to "move on." Books retelling Clinton's side of impeachment--only since the decadent buffoon left office--include: Joe Conason and Gene Lyons' The Hunting of the President: The Ten-Year Campaign to Destroy Bill and Hillary Clinton (endorsed by America's most famous liar!), David Brock's Blinded by the Right: The Conscience of an Ex-Conservative, Sidney Blumenthal's The Clinton Wars, Joe Eszterhas's American Rhapsody, Joe Klein's The Natural: The Misunderstood Presidency of Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton's Living History, and now, the master himself weighs in with My Life.

As far as I know, conservatives have produced one book touching on Bill Clinton's impeachment in this time: In 2003, National Review's Rich Lowry decided it was finally safe to attack Clinton and thereupon produced the only Regnery book (Legacy: Paying the Price for the Clinton Years) with Bill Clinton's mug on the cover that did not make The New York Times' best-sellers list. That's how obsessed the Clinton-haters are.

Now there's even a documentary version of liberals' Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy fantasy, The Hunting of the President. O.J. had more dignity.

If we're so obsessed with it, why do they keep bringing it up? OK, uncle. You win, Mr. President. If I buy a copy of your book, will you just shut up once and for all, go away, and never come back?