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Fish Farce [Too Funny!]
2004-05-31
You can’t make stuff like this up!
An Arkansas school teacher who gave her students a fish-shaped water gun is under fire from a parent who says she disapproves of weapons in her house, reports KPOM-TV in Ft. Smith, Ark. The teacher at an elementary school in Rogers, Ark., gave her students the squirter following a lesson about animals in the rain forest. School officials say she feels horrible about the entire situation and didn’t mean to offend anyone. The parent who complained, Karen Young, doesn’t want fish-shaped toy guns in her house because...
Wait for it....
... she accidentally shot an ex-boyfriend one time when the gun she was beating him with went off.
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