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| 2004-03-19 |
| MasturbateForPeace.com announced its endorsement of Ralph Nader for president in the 2004 election. In addition to bestowing this much sought-after endorsement, the site also launched a ’Nads for Nader campaign, rallying support for Nader nationwide through the power of masturbation. They claim they’re serious about this. "No other candidate has ever had the opportunity to tap into the masturbation vote," explained a Masturbate for Peace spokesperson. "This huge block of voters has the power to bring sweeping changes on the political landscape and carry a candidate into office. "Imagine the tremendous political power if everyone who masturbated got behind a single cause, a single candidate," he explained. Take the sticky floors OUT of the porn mart and put them into the voting booth, where they belong! Nader Wanker House Parties ’Nads for Nader house parties introduce a new paradigm in grassroots organizing, as Nader supporters literally come together for peace. As more and more people join the movement, Ralph Nader’s 2004 presidential candidacy is bound to pick up momentum and build toward a powerful climax. Start with the issues, then bust out the tissues Hosting your own masturbation party is surprisingly simple. Here are some guidelines: Have a meeting agenda and talking points on the Nader platform ready when you begin. Emphasize how important it is to vote for Nader, and introduce the idea of masturbating for peace. Provide lube and safe sex supplies for guests. Encourage each other with slogans like, "Wank for Justice, Wank for Peace" and "Stroke the Vote." Show some video clips highlighting Nader’s inspiring political message and candidacy, as well as non-exploitative, sex positive porn; we suggest lesbian porn because it appeals to diverse groups. Also, give out T-shirts that read "Lick Bush and Dick in ’04." Can these people be any more stupid and any less infantile? |
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