The title made me do it, sorry:
A German actress was taken to hospital after an artist injured her breasts while trying to cut open her bra with a chainsaw during a rehearsal for a stage show, she has told a newspaper.
Really, you can’t make this stuff up.
"It was the worst moment of my life. I thought, Sibylle, you’re going to die," the actress, former porn star Sibylle Rauch, 43, told Bild newspaper. The chainsaw operator, performance artist Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra.
"Oops!"
"I couldn’t pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild. The hospital in Karlsruhe, southwest Germany, where Rauch was treated declined to give details of her injuries.
Nearly had a career change from former porn star to topless dancer. (rimshot) Thank you, I’ll be here all week. |