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| 2004-02-02 |
| Timothy Thomas, 24, of Gouverneur, is accused of flashing members of the Amish community in a Saint Lawrence County village on several occasions earlier this month. In Dr Ruth’s opinion, Tim must have a very In his statement to sheriff’s deputies, Thomas says he was driving home from work on Jan. 6 when he stopped his car, took off his clothes and exposed himself to an Amish man driving a buggy. Now that’s the kind of perp statement the polices can dig right into. Another time, he allegedly exposed himself to two Amish boys in -7 degree weather. Brrrrrrrrr. Want to see my hairy horse chestnut? Brrrr. He told deputies he did "this type of thing about once a week." Thomas told deputies his actions were a cry for Tim, at 7 degrees I can understand why you might be crying for help, but two Amish kids are not going to be able to do much for you as their pants and coats are not likely to be your size. Maybe one could spare a wool mitten for your ... ah package, though. Authorities say Thomas likely targeted the Amish because they don’t have telephones and couldn’t immediately report the incidents. Kind of an ineffective cry for help. I hope he got frost-bitten waiting for the boys to hike to a gas-station to report him. He faces charges of public |
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