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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Asshelmets call for Civil War
2004-01-02
I’ve been seeing a lot of this lately. This specimen is typical:

CIVIL WAR IF BUSH WINS IN 2004
by: herederosdezor 01/01/04 03:13 pm
Msg: 588 of 1467
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WE WILL NOT LET THIS COUNTRY BECOME A NAZI IMPERIALIST DICTATORSHIP.

Hmmmph.
Let’s see how the respective sides stack up.
The Loyalists, those who support the Constitutionally selected government will include:
1. The entire US military, active and reserve, including all veterans except those who were court-martialed for chemical-abuse offenses.
2. The entire law enforcement profession, possibly excepting those who owe their jobs to rampant Political Correctness, or who are susceptible to blackmail.
3. The overwhelming majority of law-abiding gun owners.

Now, what forces can the Insurgents muster?
1. A few ALF activists with experience in free-lance arson.
2. Left-over 60s radicals whose efforts to revive their bomb-making skills may be hampered by advanced age and intervening bouts of heavy chemical ingestion.
3. A few grad students with Hezbollah or Hamas cannon fodder training.
4. A swarm of black-clad Mumia-cong whose combat experience is limited to vandalizing McDonald’s and beating up old ladies who object to their flag-burning.
5. Paroled gang members, as long as the supply of easy hippy chicks and free hooch holds up.
6. Major propaganda resources courtesy of Fifth Column celebrities like Al Qatie Couric and the Ham-ass terrorist himself, Michael Moore.

Will Lloyds give odds on the outcome?
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy

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