PARIS, Dec 04, 2003 (Kyodo via COMTEX) -- One thousand and seven hundred U.S. soldiers have deserted their posts in Iraq, (hmmm, sounds suspiciously like the french in WW2) with many of them failing to return to military duty after getting permission to go back to the United States,(possibly because they’re on PCS orders? nawww, couldn’t be) according to the French weekly magazine Le Canard Enchaine.
The magazine, known for its satires and exposes, as opposed to printing anything factual, sort of like Le Merde said the French intelligence agency an oxymoron in it’s truest sense obtained the information from what it described an "American colleague." must have had lunch with michael moore
Citing a senior French official posted in Washington, the maitre’d with the fake french accent at a local eatery the magazine also said that 7,000 U.S. soldiers have left Iraq allegedly due to psychological troubles and other illnesses. 2 brigades of troops, gone completely apeshit, uh huh, and then Hillary picked up an M16 and fought off a terrorist attack because of all the missing troops
Some 2,200 others sustained serious injuries including the loss of limbs, it said. or maybe they were the crew of an aircraft carrier, but that’s not really important to the cause of international socialism |