She should’ve just hired a penis snatcher...
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - A popular karaoke performer was hospitalized after his jealous wife tried, but failed, to cut off his penis while he slept Wednesday, Phnom Penh police said.
Tried but failed? Well, it’s the thought that counts...
Kan Bun Hou, 26, was asleep when his wife, Ma Len, attacked him with a razor blade, said Touch Sarin, a Phnom Penh police chief. Police were looking for the woman, who fled after the attack.
Close shave, eh there, Kan?
"The injury is not severe. It could have been worse if she had used scissors," he said.
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
"His wound is treatable."
Rub some dirt on it and take a lap. That’s what coach used to say...
The attack apparently stemmed from Kan Bun Hou’s popularity as a karaoke performer. The couple had fought the day before.
Karaoke? Sounds justifable to me. She just couldn’t take it anymore...
"He’s a handsome man and used to party a lot at night," Touch Sarin said.
Looks like a lifestyle change might be in the card for Karaoke Man.
In August, a man was allegedly killed by his wife after she squeezed his testicles until he fainted and then tied his neck to a bed with a scarf. The woman, who said her husband used to beat her, turned herself in to the police.
Wonder what he was into? Show tunes, maybe? |