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| 2003-10-26 |
| > An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants,bread,butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.The American ignores the Frenchman who nevertheless,starts a conversation. Frenchman:"You American folk eat the whole bread?" American(in a bad mood):"Of course." French man(after blowing a huge bubble):"We don’t.In France,we only eat what’s outside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,transform them into croissants and sell them to the states"The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.The American listens in silence.The Frenchman persists:"Do you eat jelly with the bread?" American:"Of course." Frenchman (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling): "We don’t.In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,then we put all the peels,seeds,and leftovers in containers,recycle them,transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states." The American then asks:"Do you have sex in France?" Frenchman: "Why of course we do," he says with a smirk. American: "What do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?" Frenchman:"We throw them away, of course." American:"We don’t. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them,melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to France." > > Viva La France / God Bless America |
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| Posted by: NotMikeMoore 2003-10-26 10:51:33 PM |