Iraq said on Monday that Iraqi forces were slaughtering U.S. forces attacking Baghdad and denied that 65 U.S. tanks had burst into the city and captured palaces of President Saddam Hussein.
You see anything Ali? NO Mohammed just a lot of smoke.
"Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad," Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf told reporters in central Baghdad. "Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected. Iraqis are heroes."
Hey Joe, before we commit suicide can I shoot the 120mm at that statue of Saddam?
Sure pal go ahead.
"We will continue to slaughter them," he said, rejecting reports of a major U.S. advance into the center of the city. "Do not believe those liars," he said.
Bill this palace sure is nice,do you want to take a shower first are should I?
Update: I swear to you there are no tanks in Bagdhad, liars. Those were our troops in captured US tanks that we got when we defeated the infidels at the airport as they ran away!
LOL This guys must be smoking crack! |