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2021-06-25 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Here Are The 9 Most Terrifying Criminals From The January 6 Capitol Attack

[Babylon Bee] Sentencing is beginning for the insurrectionists who tried to take over our country with selfie sticks and buffalo costumes. Luckily, they didn't succeed.

Here are the 9 most terrifying criminals from that dark day of January 6, 2021 -- a day that will go down in infamy:

Posted by Besoeker 2021-06-25 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [22 views ] Top

#1 We are now much safer from right wing extremists with Joe Biden's finger on the nuclear trigger.

Posted by Spoter B 2021-06-25 07:07|| 2021-06-25 07:07|| Front Page Top

#2 On the Climbing the Wall pick, is that Podium Guy on the bottom-left?

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-06-25 11:55|| 2021-06-25 11:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Still no info on "Shooter Guy (murderer of Ashli Babbitt)?"

Posted by JohnQC 2021-06-25 14:03|| 2021-06-25 14:03|| Front Page Top

#4 The bee strikes again!

Posted by 49 Pan 2021-06-25 15:27|| 2021-06-25 15:27|| Front Page Top

#5 a day that will go down in infamy It wasn't over when the Capitol Police shot Lincoln

Posted by Bubba Lover of the Faeries8843 2021-06-25 16:26|| 2021-06-25 16:26|| Front Page Top

#6 Dont forget, Joe Biden is perfectly capable and willing, maybe even eager, to use Nuclear Weapons against Americans - in America.
He said so himself.

Posted by CrazyFool 2021-06-25 16:40|| 2021-06-25 16:40|| Front Page Top