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2023-09-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Yellowstone Tourist Suffers Conseqences After Getting Too Close To Bison

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Posted by Besoeker 2023-09-20 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 It's the time of year when the bulls are going into rut.

Their feistiness can kill you.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2023-09-20 07:40|| 2023-09-20 07:40|| Front Page Top

#2 An example of the Urban Ignoramus critter of the human species. Breed through multiple generations in a protected urban environment has no understanding of the behavior of large beasts of the non-urban environment. It also has absolutely no understanding or care of how food appears in it stores or where energy comes from to power its devices.

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-09-20 08:10|| 2023-09-20 08:10|| Front Page Top

#3 TouronsOfYellowstone

I like it. Combo of Tourists and Morons

Posted by Frank G 2023-09-20 09:01|| 2023-09-20 09:01|| Front Page Top

#4 My sister found a wonderful book while we were visiting the park called DEATH IN YELLOWSTONE that covered all the various ways tourist met their fate in the park excluding the boring traffic accident, heart attack stuff. My favorite part was there was a woman that approached a park ranger and asked, "These animals are tame aren't they otherwise you wouldn't let them just walk around without fences?"

Posted by Vinegar Spolusing6485 2023-09-20 10:04|| 2023-09-20 10:04|| Front Page Top

#5 DO NOT TOUCH THE FLUFFY COWS

Posted by badanov 2023-09-20 10:13|| 2023-09-20 10:13|| Front Page Top

#6 I really appreciate the restraint the National Park Rangers exhibit (well, most of the time anyway).

We were in Hawaii (Big Island) at the Volcanoes National Park and had hiked down to the shore area where the lava usually flowed into the ocean. It wasn't flowing at that time, however.

A VERY irate tourist was complaining to a Ranger about how they'd traveled all this way to see 'a lava flow'. He was diligently trying to explain that the flow doesn't always happen and the tourist was positively irate that the Park couldn't do something about it. The Ranger kept his cool and proceeded to explain, again (and again), how a lava flows work. The tourist was having none of it.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2023-09-20 10:46|| 2023-09-20 10:46|| Front Page Top

#7 Mullah Richard that's what I call a Touroid. A tourist that's a pain in the ass.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2023-09-20 11:12|| 2023-09-20 11:12|| Front Page Top

#8 Have some fun with this tribute to the Park Ranger

"What do you mean there isn't a balancing rock at Balancing Rock National Park?"

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-09-20 13:32|| 2023-09-20 13:32|| Front Page Top

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