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I have 800 tattoos and can't get a job ‐ not even cleaning toilets
2023-07-07
[NYP] She’s failed to ink a job deal.

A woman with 800 tattoos says she’s struggling to find gainful employment because bosses cast judgment on her inked-up appearance.

Melissa Sloan, 46, who hails from Wales in the United Kingdom, previously had a job cleaning toilets but says she hasn’t been able to find a similar gig because of the art that adorns her face and body.

"I can’t get a job," Sloan bluntly told the Daily Star. "I applied for a job cleaning toilets where I live, and they won’t have me because of my tattoos.

"People have said I have never had a job in my life, but I have had one once and it didn’t last long," the mother-of-two added. "If someone offered me a job tomorrow, I would go and work — I would take that offer."
Posted by:Besoeker

#19  ^ Silly Putty.Yes!
Posted by: Frank G   2023-07-07 20:35  

#18  Rod Steiger enters the chat.
Posted by: EMS Artifact   2023-07-07 20:17  

#17  ^Frank do you mean Silly Putty?
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-07-07 20:09  

#16  That's how she got her belly done.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-07-07 18:55  

#15  Wonder if you rubbed that super dough on her if it would transfer images?
Posted by: Frank G   2023-07-07 18:49  

#14  ^ proof that males will mate with anything.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2023-07-07 16:21  

#13  money

At least one, maybe two baby-daddies.
Others.
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-07-07 14:07  

#12  How did she get money for all that "body art" if she's never had a job? I suppose I should know better than to ask but it might be an interesting piece of information. Did Soros pay for it?
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2023-07-07 13:18  

#11  Saticon
Posted by: Super Hose   2023-07-07 12:58  

#10  Circus clown. Traditional makeup.
Posted by: Graque Gremp2207   2023-07-07 12:27  

#9  Waistline and hands say no work ethic.

And in teh interwebs aige?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2023-07-07 10:26  

#8  Guess I can skip breakfast now...
Posted by: Raj   2023-07-07 09:26  

#7  I'm sick of these spoiled morons whining about problems they created.
Posted by: DarthVader   2023-07-07 09:22  

#6  Perhaps we should be more concerned with what's inside her head.
Posted by: Besoeker   2023-07-07 08:12  

#5  Call centers. She'll be asking you about your cars extended warranty.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2023-07-07 07:36  

#4  Nothing a blowtorch won't fix.
Posted by: Skidmark   2023-07-07 07:08  

#3  1st pic was fubar'd
Posted by: Frank G   2023-07-07 06:58  

#2  A woman with 800 tattoos says she’s struggling to find gainful employment because bosses cast judgment on her inked-up appearance.

Melissa Sloan, 46, who hails from Wales in the United Kingdom, previously had a job cleaning toilets but says she hasn’t been able to find a similar gig because of the art that adorns her face and body.

...Congratulations, Melissa. You're now so unique that no one wants anything to do with you.

Mike
Posted by: MikeKozlowski   2023-07-07 06:21  

#1  Other than being a 1870-1960's era Circus Freak Show display. She'll never achieve gainful employment. Well OK!, maybe Target or Disney World. ☺

Posted by: NN2N1   2023-07-07 05:43  

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