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-Great Cultural Revolution
Miss America Organization Crowns Its First Biologically Male Queen
2022-11-11
[Red State] An iconic American institution has declared another champion, and this one’s especially historic.

In case you’re unfamiliar with New Hampshire’s Miss Greater Derry beauty pageant — officially known as the Miss Greater Derry Scholarship Program — here’s an explainer from MissDerry.org:

The Miss Derry Scholarship Program was created in 1986 as a community service project and incorporated in 1996 (*dba Miss Greater Derry). It’s success has been greater than we imagined. In 2000 we awarded over $16,000 in scholarships, making us the 3rd highest awarding local pageant in the United States. In 2003 we awarded $28,450.00. … Since our inception, we have awarded $328,310.00 in scholarships.

Our board of directors and membership consists of volunteers who donate their time and resources to furthering our mission.

“The Miss Greater Derry Scholarship Pageant,” the site points out, “is a preliminary event to the Miss NH and Miss America Pageant.”

As reported by South Carolina’s WPDE, the pageant welcomed a unique contestant this year: 19-year-old biological male Brían Nguyen. Brían went head-to-head with females in the areas of — per Miss Greater Derry — “scholastic aptitude, talent, character, community service and poise.” And in the end, entrants with uteruses were no match for the prostate-possessing person.
Posted by:Besoeker

#31  Aaaaaaand: Friendly Skies? Major Airlines Now Allowing Male Pilots to Class Up the Cockpit, Dress Like Ladies!

"Male pilots and cabin crew at the airline now can wear a “touch of mascara and lip color,” false eyelashes and painted nails."

If the people guiding the aluminum tube into and through a sometimes-unforgiving environment are confused about whether to put on pants or a skirt (see article), I'll take my chances elsewhere.
Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2022-11-11 21:42  

#30  I'll just leave this here:
Posted by: CrazyFool   2022-11-11 20:40  

#29  [Welcome to Freek Derry]
Posted by: Shomorong Omolush5462   2022-11-11 19:12  

#28  What's the criteria for Miss Greater Derry? Air.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-11-11 19:05  

#27  Is one of the criteria to be a virgin?
Posted by: Frank G   2022-11-11 18:39  

#26  Derry, PeeAye. Used to go to the Peanut Pub there. Coal and railroad town.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-11-11 17:51  

#25  What's the criteria for Miss Greater Derry? breathing.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2022-11-11 17:41  

#24  What's the criteria for Miss Greater Derry?
Posted by: JohnQC   2022-11-11 17:25  

#23  Does he identify as pregnant?
Posted by: Lampedusa Thraimble9225   2022-11-11 17:01  

#22  Let’s just be thankful that no one posted a picture of the runner up.
Posted by: Super Hose   2022-11-11 16:33  

#21  When 36/24/36 is shoulders/neck/second chin.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-11-11 16:15  

#20  
#13 Ref #9 above
I'm looking at the climate and monsoonal seasons for extended sea and air support from the mainland. March might be too close to the early start of the poor weather, and winter seems less hostile than I thought. So maybe even earlier?

"The period May-September is very rainy throughout the country because of the summer monsoon, while in the other seasons, rainfall depends on latitude and slope exposure. However, winter is the least rainy season everywhere."

https://www.climatestotravel.com/climate/taiwan
Posted by: NoMoreBS 2022-11-11 13:16

...They're going to wait until we're neck deep in the fallout from the 'election', then jump.

Within a few days of Christmas. Just watch.

Mike
Posted by: MikeKozlowski   2022-11-11 15:16  

#19  30x68x56

So it is easier to go over 'em then around 'em.
Posted by: DarthVader   2022-11-11 15:11  

#18  Sort of like CNN where the audience is irrelevant.
Posted by: Super Hose   2022-11-11 15:01  

#17  I will say this in defense of my state's trans-women: they make an effort to look like women.

Been to Oregon lately?
Posted by: Secret Master   2022-11-11 14:45  

#16  ^30x68x56
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2022-11-11 13:30  

#15  Bust, waist, hips measurements?
Posted by: Shamp Snurt3261   2022-11-11 13:27  

#14  #13 Very logical. I'm still looking at the period Feb-Mar as Congress will be in flux with the swapping out of committees and all the posturing that takes place. Our eyes will be off the ball and our response as such will be even more chaotic. Also both the Germans (DDay) and Allies (German Ardennes offensive) made huge mistakes in assuming that the enemy would not undertake major offensive action in bad weather.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2022-11-11 13:25  

#13  Ref #9 above
I'm looking at the climate and monsoonal seasons for extended sea and air support from the mainland. March might be too close to the early start of the poor weather, and winter seems less hostile than I thought. So maybe even earlier?

"The period May-September is very rainy throughout the country because of the summer monsoon, while in the other seasons, rainfall depends on latitude and slope exposure. However, winter is the least rainy season everywhere."

https://www.climatestotravel.com/climate/taiwan
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2022-11-11 13:16  

#12  TW: I'm 1st Gen Cali boy for my family, my older brother having been born in Dearborn MI. Our family has watched the rot spread across the entire national body and tried and failed to escape. There's nowhere to go. FL? Someone was recently fired for suggesting surgically removing it from the nation. They weren't fired becuase it was offensive, but that it gave the game away.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2022-11-11 12:59  

#11  I dont think Woke America has thought this through. Most Alpha types that I know, are not going to risk their lives defending this garbage. The longer America remains Woke, the less likely the warrior types are going to step up. And I dont think limp wristed gen z and millennial soybois are up to the task of defending the nation.
Posted by: mossomo   2022-11-11 12:39  

#10   it's clear we are just too stoopid as a nation to survive much longer.

In Greater Derry, New Hampshire, anyway. Let’s see how much farther this goes before condemning the entire nation.
Posted by: trailing wife   2022-11-11 11:59  

#9  And all the other contestants who were actual females, dutifully and enthusiastically cheered this on. Given this and the recent unpleasantness in PA and it's clear we are just too stoopid as a nation to survive much longer. The hyenas are already circling. Who has Taiwan in March '23 on their Bingo Card?
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2022-11-11 11:13  

#8  #3!

Funny meme going around:
"Remember...if she has an apple, she has a banana."
Posted by: swksvolFF   2022-11-11 11:10  

#7  
A prostate possessing 'la persónne'.
No, it won't be going to Kherson.
Except maybe as rations.
Couldn't make a girl happy either.
Not even as a cheap frisson.
But at least it's bullish on fashions!
Posted by: Dron66046   2022-11-11 10:30  

#6  ^ Hidden under the extra chins
Posted by: Frank G   2022-11-11 10:14  

#5  First place in the Adam’s Apple competition
Posted by: Billy B    2022-11-11 09:10  

#4  I nominate #3 for the Snark 'O the Day
Posted by: DarthVader   2022-11-11 08:38  

#3  See what happens when you take away the swimsuit competition?

Snark O'The Day
Posted by: Bobby   2022-11-11 08:24  

#2  Wudn't me Lowspark. Somebody else sent her to your table at the Rex.
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-11-11 08:12  

#1  They call them ladyboys.
Posted by: Lowspark   2022-11-11 07:30  

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