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-Lurid Crime Tales-

Special Assistant to Champ opens fire on boyfriend with his Glock 23

2015-08-11

[4 NBC Washington] A White House staffer threatened her boyfriend, a U.S. Capitol Police officer, with his own weapon during an argument, according to police.
Tawdry alert!
According to charging documents, Barvetta Singletary sent her boyfriend a text on Friday, asking him to come to her Upper Marlboro home for sex.
Hey BF! Wanta piece o' me? Hurry! Supply is limited!
After they had sex, Singletary confronted her boyfriend about the other woman he was dating.
Mmmmm Bebby! I feel so relaxed...
So now that you're so relaxed, who is Lakeisha?
Investigators say Singletary asked her boyfriend to step outside,
Oh, yeah? Step outside! I dare yez!
and they both went to his car.
"I'm goin' to my car!"
"Well, so am I!"
Once inside the car, Singletary asked to see her boyfriend's cellphones,
"Lemme see dem phones!"
"No way! They got emails from Hillary on 'em! They're classified!"
police said. When he refused,
"Over my dead body you will!"
Singletary reached into his bag and retrieved two cellphones and the victim's .40-caliber Glock 23 service weapon, charging documents state.
"Good idea, Marv!"
Singletary ran back into her home,
"I gotcher gu-uhn! I gotcher gu-uhn!"
and the victim followed, pleading with her to return his weapon.
"Ah, come on, Barvetta! Gimme my gun back!"

Posted by:Besoeker

#12 The heck with the story. Let the Donks in Washington shoot each other. As for others, they might check out the pulchritude of Michelle V. at the following site. More Michelle Viscusi and Team Glock.

Posted by: JohnQC 2015-08-11 16:12

#11 I can hear Barry White playing in the background.

Posted by: Deacon Blues 2015-08-11 16:04

#10 Gee I hope those crazy kids can make it work. And this is hilarious: “Mmmmm Bebby! I feel so relaxed...” “So now that you're so relaxed, who is Lakeisha?”

Posted by: regular joe 2015-08-11 13:56

#9 Singletary is currently a Special Assistant to the President and House Legislative Affairs Liaison

15 years as a staffer with Rep. Clyburn as well. It's good to be in the "family."

Posted by: Pappy 2015-08-11 10:58

#8 We need to enact more gun control against the federal government to keep irresponsible gun ownership and behavior out of their hands!

Posted by: DarthVader 2015-08-11 09:50

#7 Translation: "We have to outlaw your guns because we're not safe around them."

Posted by: ed in texas 2015-08-11 07:33

It just gets better and better.

Barvetta Singletary may have more problems than unpaid leave from her job. Earlier today, NBC’s Washington affiliate reported that Singletary, a White House aide since last year who spent the previous 15 years working for Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC), got charged with domestic violence after an incident and arrest on Friday. She may end up facing assault with a deadly weapon after taking her boyfriend’s gun and firing at least one round in his direction:

Link to Hot Air article.

Posted by: Besoeker 2015-08-11 05:31

#5 Maybe someone can tell me why I just knew that the female protagonist in this scenario wasn't gonna have a name like "Elke Svensen" or "Yumiko Fujiwara?"

Posted by: Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2015-08-11 03:47

#4 Tribal event based naming conventions g(r)om. Very likely something to do with a bar and a Corvette.

Posted by: Besoeker 2015-08-11 01:59

#3 Barvetta Singletary

Serves him right for dating somebody named so.

Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2015-08-11 01:53

#2 Ah, a little levity after a hard day! Well done!

Posted by: Alaska Paul 2015-08-11 01:23

#1 “So now that you're so relaxed, who is Lakeisha?”

Whahahhahaha. Excerrrent !

Posted by: Besoeker 2015-08-11 00:14

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