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Caribbean-Latin America
Oogo to buy more Russian targets tanks
2009-08-06
Another Aaaaay-Peeee story, so here are the highlights:
  • Oogo wants tanks and armored vehicles
  • Gonna buy Russian ones (models not stated)
  • Needs several tank battalions
  • Excuse is that he's worried about US use of Colombian military bases
  • Colombians tell him he's getting high on his own supply imaging things
  • Oogo has bought $4 billion of goodies from the Rooskies since 2005
Posted by:Steve White

#8  No need to worry when the tank crews feel a slight tingle. That's the ground scanning radar pinpointing your coordinates.
Posted by: ed   2009-08-06 23:26  

#7  Sound effects: Oogo's tanks, manned by party militia since regular troops have fled in terror of the consequences, prepare to invade Colombia over a border bridge:

Varrroooom! Varrroooroooomm!
Clank, clank, clank, clank
Ping! Splinter! Boom!
SPLASH!!
Glurg, glurg, glurg.........
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2009-08-06 21:09  

#6  Half-proper, anyway. The g is wrong.
Posted by: trailing wife   2009-08-06 20:03  

#5  Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela, pronounced with a proper Spanish accent.
Posted by: trailing wife   2009-08-06 20:02  

#4  Hugo Chavez, Emperor of all Chavenezuela™
Posted by: Frank G   2009-08-06 19:35  

#3  Oogo?
Posted by: Mizzou Mafia   2009-08-06 19:26  

#2  Sound effects: Oogo's tanks, manned by party militia since regular troops have fled in terror of the consequences, prepare to invade Colombia over a border bridge:

Varrroooom! Varrroooroooomm!
Clank, clank, clank, clank
Ping! Splinter! Boom!
SPLASH!!
Glurg, glurg, glurg.........
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2009-08-06 18:14  

#1  I thought the proper response was to disarm when faced by an aggressor - unarmed nations are no threat and nobody would want to invade them?
Posted by: gromky   2009-08-06 11:37  

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