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| Artist eats dog to protest alleged animal cruelty |
| 2007-05-31 |
| A British performance artist has eaten part of a corgi -- the breed of dog Queen Elizabeth II favors as pets -- to protest the alleged mistreatment of animals by the royal family. Mark McGowan dined on corgi meatballs Tuesday at a table set up on a London street in hopes of drawing attention to media reports that Prince Philip, the queen's husband, had beaten a fox to death during a hunt. The event was broadcast over a live radio program. Yoko Ono, featured on the same radio program, also tasted a bit of the dog, McGowan said. Ono's spokesman did not immediately return calls or e-mails seeking comment. "We love our animals in Britain," McGowan told AP Television News. "Why is it then that we then allow people -- especially people who are supposed to be ambassadors for this country -- to treat animals with such disrespect?" Buckingham Palace declined to comment, and Britain's top animal-protection charity said there was no evidence to support the claim that Prince Philip abused the fox. To make the corgi more palatable, it was minced with apple, onion and seasoning, turned into meatballs and served with salad. Tastes like chicken. McGowan said the corgi he consumed had died recently at a breeding farm and had not been killed for the purposes of the protest. He did not say what the dog had died from. I don't want to know. "I ate three lumps of it. But I spat two of them out, so I really ate one and a half of them," McGowan said. Whew! For a minute there I thought you were weird! The stunt was aired during the Bob and Roberta Smith radio program, broadcast at a London-based arts station. What's all the fuss? If people aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat? The queen has a particular fondness for corgis, and they have the run of Buckingham Palace -- even during formal state events. Dinners, too? |
| Posted by:gorb |
| #5 Yoko Ono, featured on the same radio program, also tasted a bit of the dog, That makes it a dog-eat-dog world. |
| Posted by: Jackal 2007-05-31 19:36 |
| #4 Oh, good. Yoko was there. The original inductee into the Performance Artist Hall of Fame. What's next for her? Gas station openings? Or are you gonna find some more of John's "undiscovered" tapes in the storage bin at the Dakota? And she had some dog too? Guess we'd call that... "dog eat dog"? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-05-31 15:51 |
| #3 "I ate three lumps of it. But I spat two of them out, so I really ate one and a half of them" Good thing he's an artist; woundn't make it as a math teacher. " today's story problem: If little Johnny ate three lumps of Corgi but spit out 2, how many would have eaten?" |
| Posted by: USN. Ret. 2007-05-31 15:41 |
| #2 In this country the ACLU would have sued to pay for the associated costs of the "artists" meal. And you would be called a bigot, racisist, homophobe, gross polluter and an animimal abuser if you disagreed. Then you would be sent to a reeducation camp to serve dog meatballs in the grub hall. |
| Posted by: Intrinsicpilot 2007-05-31 14:08 |
| #1 McGowan said the corgi he consumed had died recently at a breeding farm and had not been killed for the purposes of the protest. He did not say what the dog had died from. cause of death: full blown sepsis.. makes a pooch tender... umm umm good! "I ate three lumps of it. hummm.. Corgi-lumps f*cking |
| Posted by: RD 2007-05-31 13:49 |