British usurp Indian jobsAccording to Sarerahe in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, a British hermaphrodite has started living in a temple (mandir) in Hyderabad. If a gay man enters an Indian temple, people throng to get his blessings but if a gay man enters a mosque people start refreshing their ablutions. Islamic fiqah allows a separate row for gays in a mosque. People have sympathy with the local gays of Hyderabad because a white gay has usurped their livelihood. American gays have been teaching them the secrets of gays (passivity).
Imran Khan brought hash to cricket
According to daily Express, ex-cricketer Sarfaraz Nawaz said that after the departure of the Pakistan cricket team, Imran Khan wrote an article in a newspaper and said that Pakistan was a good team that could reach the final. After the defeat at the hands of Ireland he said that the preparation was poor and the Cricket Board had destroyed the system. Sarfaraz said that Imran Khan was responsible for bringing hash smoking and betting into the team. Imran Khan is a liar.
Inzamam was responsible for defeat
According to daily Khabrain, the ex-captain of the Pakistan cricket team Imran Khan said that the atmosphere of fear spread by Inzamam ul Haq in the national cricket team was responsible for the early exit from the World Cup. He said the dictator captain did not listen to coach Bob Woolmer and he was ignorant about cricket strategy. He is the most unsuccessful captain of the World Cup.
Jinnat on the loose in Salanwali
As reported in daily Khabrain, after killing one woman and a man by twisting their necks, the murderer Abdul Sattar and a young girl are having fits. People told the correspondent that when the bodies were still in the house, mysterious voices told them to leave the house or they would burn the dead bodies. People are leaving the area in fear and some are thinking about hiring pirs to find a remedy.
Internet marriage in Kohat
According to daily Khabrain, a 49 year old American woman, Selton, from California, came to Pakistan to marry 28 year old Ali Tipu in Kohat. The internet friendship started in 2003, and she started going to a local mosque to collect information about Islam on the insistence of Ali. She was living in Kohat when she received a frantic call from her mother who was sick and was worried about her due to violence in the Northern areas of NWFP. She left for California; Ali Tipu will join her after two years.
Akhand Bharat ka Khannas
According to Daily Pakistan, the chief coordinator of Nazria Pakistan Foundation, Main Aziz ul Haq Qureshi, said that Pakistan is not the daughter of the same mother as India is. India is also not our jigar ka tukra. He was responding to a statement by Indian parliament delegation leader Hazari Lal Raghonshi. He warned the Hindus that they would not be dodged by their sweet talk. The friendly ties between Pakistan and India would not be established unless the Indian leadership got rid of the khannas (devil) of Akhand Bharat from their minds.
Restaurant employees suffer from hepatitis
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, the employees of big hotels, restaurants and a biscuit factory were found to be victims of hepatitis and tuberculosis (TB). The district government checking team found 11 to 13 members of two five star hotels to be suffering from hepatitis and few were also suffering from TB. The food department has conducted 3,600 tests of employees.
Music night on Eid Milad-un-Nabi
According to Daily Pakistan, different religious leaders have termed the musical night by an English daily paper as treason against the religion on the sacred day of the birth of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). They said that a certain enlightened class wants to shun its religious traditions and spread nudity and freedom among the nation.
April FoolsÂ’ Day is against Islam
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, the famous ulema karam of the country said that April FoolsÂ’ Day is against the sharia and since April 1 is the birthday of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), therefore the whole nation shall abstain from celebrating April FoolsÂ’ Day and shall focus on prayers and religious rituals. Islam strictly forbids spreading false news and rumours.
Rival religious groups fight in Tirah
As reported in Daily Pakistan, fierce fighting in Bara has claimed the lives of 14 people. Ansar-e-Islam claims it has captured the positions of Lashkar-i-Islam in Tirah Maidan and burned three houses of the Lashkar group. One commander of Ansar Islam, Arshad Khan, was killed with three other fighters. The fighting is still on in the Shalobar area in Tirah.
Currency notes from a helicopter
As reported in daily Khabrain, in Wazirabad the brother of a pir, Syed Sibte Hassan (Double Shah) who doubled peopleÂ’s money, spread a rumour that currency notes would be dropped from helicopters on Pakistan Day. Thousands gathered at his place (astana) near the railway lines. A few were injured when some youngsters threw pieces of paper in the air and the mob started running towards the papers. The villagers waited a full day without food or water on the railway lines.
Ajoka play is against Islam
As reported in Daily Pakistan, Islami Jamiat Talibat said that the Ajoka play, Burqavaganza, ridiculed Islamic teachings. Hijab (veil) is the identity of a Muslim woman that provides her complete security and Islam doesnÂ’t teach obscurantism. The play ridiculed the burqa and veil and is part of an anti-Islam campaign. They demanded that the government take action against the theatre and its management. The government should ban such dramas.
Madrassas not nurseries of terrorism
In daily Nawa-i-Waqt, the head of the Tanzim Jamiat Tuleba Arabia Pakistan in an interview said that the propaganda of terrorist training in madrassas has gone on for some time. The ministers of government, Sheikh Rashid, Chaudhry Shujaat and Ijaz ul Haq have said that the madrassas are not centres of extremism and terrorism. Defending our land against the invaders with money, life and for the protection of Islam is shahadat. Mujahideen are fighting for their survival in Iraq, Kashmir, Afghanistan and other countries.
1,800 khatib trained for family planning
According to daily Express, the Provincial Minister for Population Welfare, Nasim Lodhi, has said that according to the social welfare programme 1,800 imams and khatibs have been trained to promote family planning. The minister said that 105 ulema karam have received four days of a master trainer program. These master trainers will conduct workshops to train a further 1,795 ulema karam for two days.