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| Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog |
| 2006-09-16 |
| A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated. A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis." |
| Posted by:anonymous5089 |
| #14 YJCMTSU. :-D |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-09-16 23:51 |
| #13 |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2006-09-16 23:46 |
| #12 If only he'd been a Terry Pratchett fan he'd have known this was impossible! Our hearts go out to the victim. By which of course we mean the hedgehog. |
| Posted by: The Hedgehogemony 2006-09-16 23:43 |
| #11 Does Zoran Nikolovic tanslate into Dinsdale Piranha in English? Insert obligatory Spiny Norman joke >here<. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-09-16 22:17 |
| #10 |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-09-16 20:40 |
| #9 When I was a teen I worked at a restaurant. Whenever the waiter/patron got burned, he phoned an aged relative, so he could say a prayer and "cut the fire", IE make the pain go away. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-09-16 17:09 |
| #8 I dunno, makes sense for me... lot of rural parts of Europe have long standing tradition of "low key" sorcery, used to cure diseases, ease cow delivery, sometimes to put a curse (like rendering a newly wed-man impotent, or making milk go sour,... etc, etc, often with a religious undertone (for example the two most well-known tomes of traditional french rural magic are "Le petit Albert" and "Le grand Albert", where magic is performed with prayers and so on. "Witchdoctor" is perhaps a bad choice of words, think rather "healer" or "wise man". Sorcery is not reserved for Africa or Asia. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-09-16 17:07 |
| #7 "Witchdoctors" in Serbia? A European, orthodox christian country? In the 21st century? Yeah right... |
| Posted by: john 2006-09-16 16:58 |
| #6 But the hedgehog needs rehab. Poor little guy (gal?). |
| Posted by: Perfesser 2006-09-16 15:02 |
| #5 I told the witchdoctor, I was in love with you I told the witchdoctor, I was in love with you And than the witchdoctor, he told me what to do He said that ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabangbang ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabangbang Scales fall from my eyes. |
| Posted by: 6 2006-09-16 13:59 |
| #4 Well, if you can't trust your witchdoctor, who can you trust, I ask you? |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-09-16 13:28 |
| #3 witchdoctor's advice..yea right LOL! |
| Posted by: RD 2006-09-16 13:16 |
| #2 Well, if it's too painful to have sex then, technically speaking, you really have cured your premature ejaculation. Though I doubt this is what Zoran had in mind. |
| Posted by: Jonathan 2006-09-16 11:37 |
| #1 Zoran the moron. |
| Posted by: JerseyMike 2006-09-16 11:22 |