(KUNA) -- Al-Quds brigades, the military wing of Islamic Jihad, claimed Tuesday responsibility for bombing an Israeli military tractor
"Hrarrr! Boom the tractor, Mahmoud!"
"Yes, O Corpulent One!" | and launching two rockets on two southern Israeli towns.
"And launch the rockets!"
"Yes, Your Immensity! What are the targeting coordinates?"
"Over that way and, ummm... over that way." | The brigades said in a statement that its fighters successfully totaled an Israeli tractor, noting the fighters returned safely to the movement's bases.
"The tractor is totalled, Your Purulence!"
"Awright. Back to base. Try not to get hurt this time!" | In another statement, the brigades said it launched two Quds rockets on the southern Israeli towns of Sderot and Zakim. The statements stressed these operations were in retaliation to the Zionist crimes against Palestinian people. |