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Boyfriend Charged In Cell-Phone Assault
2005-12-29
Toldja it was him...
A man has been charged with felony assault after he allegedly shoved a phone down his girlfriend's throat. The Missouri woman who was taken to St. Mary’s Medical Center in Blue Springs with a cell phone lodged in her throat may not have voluntarily swallowed the device. “Subsequent investigation found that she didn’t swallow the cell phone voluntarily,” Police Sgt. Allen Kintz told the Associated Press. “Our initial press release was that she had swallowed a cell phone.”
We were wondering about that...
The 24-year-old woman’s boyfriend has been charged with felony assault after he allegedly shoved the phone down his girlfriend’s throat in an argument. The cell phone was removed from her throat by doctors at the hospital.
"Can you hear me now?"
Posted by:Fred

#6  Brings new meaning to,
"I gonna make you eat your words!"...
Posted by: BigEd   2005-12-29 18:16  

#5  Let you tonils do the fingering.
Posted by: HalfEmpty   2005-12-29 17:07  

#4  what if you wanna change the ring tones? - I get the feeling he didn't think this through as a hands-free model
Posted by: Frank G   2005-12-29 16:22  

#3  "But it's the first time she's shut up in five years!"
Posted by: mojo   2005-12-29 14:10  

#2  I guess that guy is missing a communication chip and will deservedly spend time in the slammer.

Lock im up, boyz
Posted by: anon1   2005-12-29 10:27  

#1  Man, talk about having to eat your words.

Boooo!
Posted by: Dreadnought   2005-12-29 10:18  

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