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| Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie WEB SITE - includes instructions! ;-p |
| 2005-05-23 |
| Hat tip: commenter Ken Summers on Tim Blair's web site. Welcome to the AFDB Website This site is dedicated to spreading the word about the Aluminum* Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs, how to make and use them, and general information about related subjects. I hope that you find the AFDB Homepage to be an important source of AFDB know-how and advocacy. What Is An AFDB? An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable. What are you waiting for? Make one today! *snip* More hilarity at the link. Someone has far too much time on his hands (and we're all glad of that). :-D |
| Posted by:Barbara Skolaut |
| #2 Are you saying you stopped by DU, Dar? ;-p |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2005-05-23 19:42 |
| #1 I don't know--I think these should include ear flaps because those peripheral waves can still penetrate. Even if the signal strength isn't strong enough to achieve full mind control, the peripheral waves can cause drooling, incontinence, and flatulence. I've seen it, and it ain't pretty. |
| Posted by: Dar 2005-05-23 19:34 |